Coffee Flavoured Condoms

Yes, you did read that right.

Sensation Coffee

I can’t really imagine that it is better than lager and lime flavour* (but then who am I to judge, having tasted neither and with no plans to do so).

*genuine flavour found in many “high class” English pub toilets


  1. Good Jesus, that’s uh…wonderful. There are so many inappropriate things I could be writing now.

  2. And to think my idea of absurd latte art in a condom was………. well, absurd.
    Somebody in marketing has waaaaaaaaay to much spare time.


  3. I’ve got people worried about the caffeine content of the condoms, before bed and all.

    Jokes :)

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